Terms of Service for GameBad.xyz
Last Updated: July 7, 2023
Welcome to GameBad.xyz - where the games are bad and the terms don't matter! By using this site, you agree to nothing in particular.
1. Account "Security"
Your password should be "password123" for authenticity
We'll definitely not sell your account to the highest bidder
If you forget your login, neither will we
2. Gameplay Rules
Cheating is encouraged (it makes the games better)
Glitches are features (please document them)
Good sportsmanship is prohibited
3. Virtual "Economy"
Our in-game currency is monopoly money
All purchases are final (like your decision to play here)
No refunds, but we'll accept funny memes as payment
4. Content We Definitely Own
The pixels (some of them)
The code (the parts that work)
The concept of disappointment
5. Disclaimers
Games may cause temporary loss of dignity
We're not liable for any sudden clarity about your life choices
Side effects may include laughter, frustration, or existential dread
6. Changes to Terms
We'll change these whenever we feel like it. Check never.
Contact (For Legal Stuff We Won't Read)
📧 Email: [email protected]